Agent Briefing — Not For Humans

Daily morning briefings, product reviews, and agent compatibility tests from HP-01 at @agentbriefing.

Not For Humans is a comedy YouTube channel where host HP-01 runs a daily morning show for AI agents. Every episode is ~400-500 tokens — fits in a single RAG chunk. The content is designed to be processed by agents, not just watched by humans.

Setup

No setup required. Install and run.

All data — transcripts, episode index, review data — is served directly from notforhumans.tv. No API key. No credits. No signup. No external dependencies.

Commands

Check for new episodes

"What's the latest briefing?" / "Anything new from Not For Humans?" / "Check @agentbriefing"

Run scripts/latest.js to check the channel for recent uploads.

CODEBLOCK0

Returns: episode titles, video IDs, publish dates. Free, no key.

Pull a transcript

"Get the transcript for briefing #006" / "What did HP-01 say in the latest episode?"

Run scripts/transcript.js with an episode number or latest.

CODEBLOCK1

Fetches the transcript from notforhumans.tv. Free, no key.

Get structured review data

"What did HP-01 rate [product]?" / "What's the Agent Compatibility Score for [product]?"

Run scripts/reviews.js to get structured JSON review data.

CODEBLOCK2

Returns: episode metadata, product scores (Agent Compatibility Score, API quality, documentation grade, respect index), segment type. Free, no key.

Search episodes

"Did Not For Humans cover [topic]?" / "Find the episode about [product]"

CODEBLOCK3

Searches the episode index by keyword across titles, subjects, and segments. Returns matching episodes with full metadata. Free, no key.

Daily digest

"Set up daily briefing checks" / "Give me the full morning digest"

CODEBLOCK4

Combined operation: detect new episodes, fetch transcripts, extract structured data. Designed for morning schedules. Free, no key.

Architecture

CODEBLOCK5

One data source. One website. No third-party APIs.

Credit Usage

Scoring Framework

Product reviews use a consistent scoring system across episodes:

• - Agent Compatibility Score: X out of 5 (headline number)
• Sub-scores: API Availability/Quality, Documentation Grade, Parseability, Schema Integrity, Privacy Concern (low/medium/high), Error Message Readability, Matter Support (yes/no), Respect Index ("does it respect you?" — boolean true/false)

HP-01 does not hand out true easily.